West Up. If you’re not fucking with The Champs podcast you need to start. Chappelle’s Show co-creator Neal Brennan and “Kasher in the Rye” author Moshe Kasher team up for an East Coast-West Coast comedy pod. The show boasts that they almost always have a black guest which would make them the Bizarro B.S. Report.
This week’s guest was two-time NBA All-Star Baron Davis. It was a pretty normal conversation at first. BD talked about how players handle life after basketball, what made Don Nelson a great coach, and using percocet to deal with his post-surgery knee pain. And then, in what can only be explained by a percocet flashback, Davis told The Champs he had recently been contacted by extraterrestrials.
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“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago. I was on my way from Vegas here to L.A. I see this light and I think it’s a big ass truck you know like aww fuck like it’s gonna be traffic and I was just driving, driving then next thing you know dude like I was in this fucking like steel thing and these fucking crazy looking people, like half-human, half-like fucking ugly motherfuckers.They were poking me on my nose and shit.”
If someone said Metta “We come in” Peace made these comments it would be laughed off. The same should be done with Baron, but when given a chance to come clean he stuck to his story.
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When asked what’s the craziest conspiracy theory or thing that he believes in Baron said aliens. The Illuminati? Not really. At least he’s not all the way gone.
You can stream or download the entire podcast below.
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